This is one of those weird things that's hilarious and horrifying all at the same time.

My steadfast and hardworking agent Joanna accompanied me to the fabulous Hamptons premiere on Sunday. At the dinner afterwards, she was tossing her long brown hair around, batting her big blue eyes and exchanging glances with a handsome dark-haired guy in a black shirt and flip-flops.

Well. My sister Molly went back and scrutinized the photographs and turns out that Mr. Shaved Head and Flip-Flops is Todd Meister....a.k.a. Nicky Hilton's husband for about ten minutes.

"You were flirting with a Hilton's leftovers!" Molly crowed.

"I was NOT!" said Joanna.

I so need to get my agent out of the Hamptons. This was just too close a call.