Meanwhile, on a non-Joanna, non-diaper related note, do you think anyone's told Chelsea Cain, author of last Sunday's jibing review of Terry McMillan's latest, that the heroine, Marilyn Grimes, is not "44 with a 44-inch waist?"

She's actually 44 with 44-inch hips.

According to my handy J. Jill size chart, a 44-inch waist puts you into size 26-28. Forty-four inch hips, on the other hand, put you, along with a great many American women, in a size 14/16 -- and makes the review's headline, "You Go on a Diet, Girl!" even more insulting than it already was.

Think the Times will run a correction?