Boy meets girl. Boy dates girl. Boy and girl break up, and boy pens a revealing behind-the-scenes article exposing humiliating details about their relationship, including dopy pet names and funny monkey faces, for New York Times column to launch his career as author of creative non-fiction.

Didn't I read a book like this somewhere?

Girl has penned a response to the whole mess over here (for what it's worth, I think 'cherished mitten' is an awfully sweet thing to call someone you love).