I'm back!

The taping went very well, although I'm worried that I sounded like a groupie for Dove. Not so -- I'm just very impressed with the whole Campaign for Real Beauty they've got going on. Bring me your big! Your old! Your freckled and flat-chested! We'll use them to sell scented body wash!

Seriously, though, I love the ads, and I love Ashlie Atkinson, the very confident, well-spoken and fashionable star of "Fat Pig." The show will air next Wednesday.

Meanwhile -- when it's good to be a weiner.