Okay. I'm back from dinner with my mommy friends.

I've had a few drinks.

You know what the worst part of this whole mess is?

Lemme tell you.

The worst part is that LUCY IS A MEMBER OF THIS FREAKIN' ORGANIZATION.

That's right. When she was born, one of her baby gifts was a lifetime membership in Large Jewish Women's Organization Here.

How can she be a member of a club that doesn't even want her? A club whose members would say that her mother was a huge disappointment?

Honest to God. We may have to convert.

Jen