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Mom: Are you watching "The L Word?"

Me: No. Is it good?

Mom: It's kind of a "Melrose Place" show.

Me (suspiciously): You never watched "Melrose Place. You don't like that kind of stuff!

Mom: Yes, but these are my people.

Me: What?

Mom: Yes! Thin, attractive, glamorous, well-dressed, fancy cars, high-powered jobs! My people!

Me: You know this is going on the weblog, right?

Pause.

Mom: Jenny, goddamnit!

Jen