This just in from Hollywood: Toni Collette is eating!

"Yes, yes, don't worry, she's stuffing her face," said my contact at the production company. "She's been eating ham and cheese!"

Ham and cheese?

Not a cheesesteak? Not Krispy Kremes? Not TastyKakes? Not the fried chicken and waffles from Jones or the bittersweet chocolate semifreddo from Novelty? (They don't actually serve it any more, which is a bummer, because Adam and I would go there just to order it so he could say, "It was you, semifreddo. You broke my heart.")

I am seriously starting to think I need to send her a care package if she's going to achieve her Muriel's Wedding weight by the time filming starts.