Saturday morning, 10 a.m.:

Mom: Did you hear about Roy? Of Siegfried and Roy?

Me: Yes.

Mom: Isn't it awful?

Me: Yes.

Mom: You know, I know a woman who's dating one of them.


Me: Mom, I don't think either Siegfried or Roy dates women.

Mom: No, no! I'm sure!

Me: (Finally figuring it out) You're thinking of someone who's dating Penn, of Penn and Teller.

Mom: Oh, well, Siegfried and Roy, Penn and Teller....I was close, wasn't I?