Oh, oh, I almost forgot! Another pirate joke, this one courtesy of my friend Sharon!

A pirate walks into a bar, and he's got a steering wheel attached to the front of his pants.

The bartender stares at him as the pirate drinks his rum, and finally he can't contain his curiousity any longer.

"Excuse me," he says, "but do you know there's a steering wheel on your crotch?"

"Arrr!" says the pirate. "It's driving me nuts!"

Get it? Get it? Driving me nuts!

I ask you -- what other author's website gives you this high-quality humor?