Check it out! GOOD IN BED in Portuguese!

Now, do you want to know how much my husband loves me? ("How much, Jen?")

So much that last week, while I was gallivanting around Connecticut, he stood in line, in the hot sun, surrounding by screaming teenyboppers, to get a Polaroid of himself with Justin Guarini, who came home to Philadelphia last week. It's a very cute picture, and one that I will treasure forever, even though their respective curlyheads look like "Before" and "After" (or, as Tony Soprano would have it, "Before" and "Way Before.") For last night's AMERICAN IDOL, we propped the picture on top of the television set. It fell off when Nikki started singing. We think this may be a bad sign.