From today's Entertainment Weekly: Wally Lamb has adapted his 1992 best-seller She's Come Undone for Warner Bros.; Reese Witherspoon is attached to star.

Ah, Hollywood. Where not even the fat girls are played by fat girls. (Do you think she'll just borrow Gwyneth's Shallow Hal fat suit?)

Argh. Anyhow, in happier (I think) Hollywood news, tonight on Larry King -- James Lipton, of Inside the Actors Studio. I'm worried that all of that sycophancy won't fit into one television studio, and will result in some sort of wormhole effect.