I've got my brand-new cable internet hookup, and man, this thing flies! I can zip from site to site with dizzying speed! No more waiting for amazon.com to load -- now I can obsess instantly! It's WHEESPER QUIET! And it gives me lots more time for worrying over my latest obsession -- the fear that I have accidentally, inadvertantly, wandered into Ludacris's biznazz, and will be punished accordingly.